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Tries to sells things she supposedly fished out of a dumpster and pretends to be a long lost relative. Sings till you pay her/him to stop....Has fooled many people
This tough character is intimidated by no one. Wears black leather and will be glad to sing to the "Leader of the Pack"
In full orange and blue regalia! The perfect thing for a diehard Bronco fan. Everyone will be cheering!
In case someone's "No Spring Chicken anymore" - Makes everyone cluck Happy Birthday. Wacky, colorful, full of feathers. A good way to get someone out of a "fowl" mood!
Colorful and fun loving, does Face-painting, parades in honor of child's birthday, brings balloons for up to 12 children ($1 per additional balloon). Big Bird, Batman and Mary Poppins are available at kid's parties.
Gets everyone to Moo Happy Birthday - is Udderly ridiculous! A great way to "milk" a birthday for all it's worth!
A perfect choice for someone who loves country music. Fresh off the range, "Aw shucks!" Will get everyone clapping, hee hawing, and wahooing.
Dog & Pony Show
All the way from Dollywood, just to wish you Happy Birthday. She's your "best busom buddy." No one has ever looked her straight in the eye.
Fairy God Mother
To grant Birthday wishes - or any other kind! Right out of Cinderella. Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you.
Afraid of Dentist, X-Rays
Send somebody a bullfrog because it's birthday time and they haven't croaked yet. Everyone will croak Happy Birthday. Joy to you today!
There to inspect, direct, and collect you, but has to reject you because you look too darn good. The perfect thing for someone who is over the hill.
Happy Sunshine Person
Rays bright around face, colorful lots of sunshines, puts bright red kiss on check
Irate Customer From Hell
Makes a big fuss over a complaint. Will come in and be their worst nightmare. Talk about making a scene! Tell us your victim's pet peeves and we will embody all of them.
Tells him/her to forget about their birthday/wedding, and run away with her/him, instead! Grabs him/her and does the tango. After her/his attempts to persuade her/him fail, she/he graciously congratulates him/her and wishes the best.
Little Red Riding Hood
The perfect target for a hunter or Canadian
Perhaps someone is so old now that they need a "private nurse" or doctor because they are so decrepid. We have the perfect prescription for you. Give someone a taste of their own medicine.
Guaranteed to make anyone feel younger. They may be decrepid with lots of wrinkles, gray hair and forget what they are doing from time to time, but still have "Spring in their step and Fire in their Furnace"
Really knows how to "ham" it up. Will have you squealing with delight. Perfect for those Pig Lovers
Pompous Opera Star
Pompous Opera Star
Everyone from miles around will know that it's someone's birthday. Watch out for shattering glass! A graduate from the Lucille Ball School of Voice.
Accuses him of being the father - Goes into fake labor
Splashy and flamboyant! Get the whole place rockin'! We'll knock your socks off!
No explanation necessary!
A good way to announce that somebody was just born!
Everyone loves a snuggly, huggly Teddy Bear. Can do "Teddy Bear" by Elvis, always fun. If you want to emBEARass someone, this is the way to go.
He's cool, he's vegetarian, doesn't give in to his thirst for blood.
When you want a more elegant, formal presentation. Very business like. Great for a serenade.
Does rite of passage into Middle Age (for Birthdays that apply (30+)) and gets everyone singing ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, Ting-Tang, Walla-Walla, Bing-Bang
"You name it and we can probably do it!"