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| Will You Marry Me? | Promotion | I Miss You! | Thank you! |
| Get Well Soon | Be My Prom Date | Baby Shower | Welcome to Denver Airport! |
| I ' l l b e T r u e t o Y o u ! | |||
| It's a Boy/Girl | I'm Sorry | Welcome Home | Pranks |
| Bachelor/ette Party | Retirement |
Just Because (I Love You) |
Will You Divorce Me? |
| Pet Funerals | Way to Go! - Quit Smoking | It's OK to Die | Eloping |
| Holiday Fun | |||
| April Fools Day | Thanksgiving | Happy Easter | St. Patrick's Day |
| Halloween | Valentine's Day | Mother's Day | Father's Day |
| Merry Christmas | Happy Chanukah | Happy Holidays | |
April Fools
Baby Shower
Marilyn-- (the comic version) there to sing "A Bachelor is a Girl’s Best Friend", and wants to make the most of his final hours of freedom. Also sings “Makin’ Whoopie.” Makes kiss marks on his cheeks. The Latin Lover-- Tells him/her to forget about the wedding, and run away with her/him, instead! Grabs her/him and does the tango. After his/her attempts to persuade her/him fail, he/she graciously congratulates her/him and wishes her/him the best. Pregnant Woman-- Incensed to hear that he’s getting married, when she is carrying "his child"! He’s been "dodging" her calls and she’s serving him with a "Paternity Suit" (which happens to be his telegram). Bag Lady-- A prank where she represents herself to be one of the members of the bride’s family who just can’t WAIT to meet him! She tries to sell people things she just supposedly fished out of the dumpster. Belly Dancer-- A little bit more expensive, but very tasteful, sensual and lovely. Enters the building wearing a coat, or non-risque wrapping. Performs for about 5-10 min., then tries to get him to learn bellydancing. French Man/Woman-- A very romantic French person would sing, "Thank Heaven For Little Girls (or brides, grooms, bachelors, bachelorettes)" and would do a medley of French tunes. Any time the recipient says any French word, they are kissed up their arm "She spoke French!"Bar/Bat Mitzvah
Be my Prom date!
Bridal Shower
Chanukah
Cheer Up!!
Congratulations
Christmas
Easter
Eloping
Farewell
Father's Day
Get Well
Graduation
Halloween
Happy Holidays
I miss you
I'll be True to You!
$5.00 Military Discount!!
Whether you're in the Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, Coast Guard, Reserves, or Guard
The one thing all branches of the military worry about,
is "Will my sweetheart still be mine when I come home?"
No need to worry anymore! From the most remote, war-torn location, you can still
Romance your Honey
Keep Connected With Your Spouse
Remember Your Kids Birthdays
Acknowledge Family Occasions
With a Custom Written Personalized Phone-Gram
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MAIL CALL!!!
MORALE MESSAGES
Reassure your honey that you'll be true!
Send the Ultimate Care Package: a taped Custom Written Song
that will arrive in the mail! We can include Cookies or Candy with it
This will keep those morales high
during the most difficult times
I'm Sorry
It's a Boy!
It's a Girl!
It's alright to die
Just because I love you
Mother's Day
New Years
Promotion
Retirement
Saint Patrick's Day
Thank you
Thanksgiving
Will you Marry me?
Will you Divorce me?
Pet Funerals
Pranks
Way to go!!
Welcome home
Welcome to Denver International Airport
You are my Sunshine
Occasions that haven't even been invented yet